IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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