don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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