Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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