Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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