I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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