Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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