HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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