using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's shark week go big or go home