Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me