Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.

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(503): View more from Oregon

well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.

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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?

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(503): View more from Oregon

My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers

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(319): View more from Iowa

Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.

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(727): View more from Florida

I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...

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(949): View more from California

You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?

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