hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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