You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.