Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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