Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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