I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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