So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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