chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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