it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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