I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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