I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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