let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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