Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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