i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize