Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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