I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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