But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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