Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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