FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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