Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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