okay pat passed out under dana's car
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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