"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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