You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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