Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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