omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again