I love you!
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"