I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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