so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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