I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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