we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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