I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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