Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i now understand why vodka
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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