The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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