Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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