to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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