his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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