talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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