just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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