I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm experimenting with sincerity
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
