k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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