Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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