So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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