Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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