hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
high people should be assigned attendants
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Randomize
