She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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