What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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