we have officially lost it.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Dear god my vagina.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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