If i come over, it means nothing
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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