If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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