respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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