Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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