Three words: puerto rican gang bang
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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