planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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