I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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